fuck
The Business Standard News is a satirical site designed to parody the 24-hour news cycle. The stories are outlandish, but reality is so strange nowadays they could be true.
Ironically, this happened around the same time Brady convinced Gronk to un-retire and WWE did the thing that made me go "oh absolutely turbo-fuck this, I'm out"
I was looking through last night's ads and completely forgot Oatly's founder paid $5-6 million to put a poor attempt at becoming YouTube famous on national television.