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What about Paul Blart: Mall Cop?

Stop barking, Jay's dog. wait, can he read human language

I like how the first question on Google is "What's wrong with Immortan Joe?"

Science Bible = Textbook wait no

IMPORTANT BASEBALL PICTURE ALERT!

"God is strong and real and he's my friend" -Sponges

You're only the second person to notice that. and I should know b/c I was the first

We're so close to the dream of being able to lick doorknobs again. Nature is healing itself.

Well, we started getting Millennials after Y2K. COINCIDENCE?!?

I do not use the term "Karen" lightly, but if you see someone in line at a drive-thru having what looks like a heated conversation on the phone, and then get stuck behind them for a few minutes because they try to explain to the Wendy's employee that they use the app, and then a couple of minutes later see them make a u-turn in traffic that blocks at least one lane as they make it...that's a Karen, right?

More of a "I have no plans on reliving that particular memory"-type thing.