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I think the best part is he's running for auditor but I can't explain why that is.

I feel like its sort of embarrassing for Nick Foles to realize he's not even good enough to take over for Matt Ryan after he struggles.

I think Yankees fans should look on the bright side

The F1 race being on ABC means that seeing Max Verstappen win...again is a small price to pay for knowing that I won't have to see any fucking political ads for a 2-3 hour window. *side-eyes the local NBC affiliate that showed the NASCAR race*

It's gonna be really, really difficult to not count out Touchdown Tom if he's gonna lose games to XFL LEGEND P.J. Walker.

"As we have stated before, our ideology is America First, and I may have slept during...most of my schooling but the Ukraine is not part of America." I'd attribute this joke to somebody but that would require choosing from multiple politicians that probably think the same thing.

Bad Refball: Clemson beating Syracuse after most of the major penalties in the 2nd half go against Syracuse Good Refball: Okie State beating "Somehow, Texas Returned" with the penalties being Texas 14, Ok St fucking none

And so we come to the traditional period in which the Pac-12 destroys itself. Also: *Me watching LSU beat up Mississippi and then remembering that I thought LSU could be an option for one of the wins Arky needs to get at least 6*

Oh god, you cannot make me ready to listen to her become the Digivolved version of Sarah Palin.

Me when the gas pumps start talking: