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Serious question, am I stupid for not knowing why the new BK Whopper commercial is in the trending section on YouTube? It just sounds...like a jingle to me?

I don't know if its "love" as much as it is "AHHHHHHHHHH!"

*reminds myself to use this the next time somebody gets owned unless a better version comes along later*:

The short answer, without picking on...someone, is they would probably give us some sort of runway before saying "Okay, party's over, everyone get out."

I may not play Pokemon anymore but I damn well know when something is F R I E N D S H A P E D

Why, that's almost as bad as telling a large crowd of people that you will march to the Capitol with them, after which some of those people breach the inside of the Capitol and cause widespread property destruction while the results of the election for President of the United States are being finalized. Thank God that didn't happen though, right?

Wait, I thought everything was evolving into crabs, now we're running out of crabs? send tweet

Central Florida's uniforms last night:

You think maybe Jeff Bezos is starting to realize however much money he spent on "no literally, this is the Thursday Night Football package, they're not all gonna be, you know, good"?

See, I should be shocked that Tulsi Gabbard once went on Joe Rogan's podcast, AND YET.