I saw the highlights and my first thought was "Why did Carolina choose to look like someone playing Super Smash Bros ALSO choose Atlanta as their fighter?"
https://www.sbnation.com/2022/11/9/23450014/sports-twitter-parody-accounts-elon-musk
And this is just sports, imagine what this level of bullshit could have on an actual news cycle if the people pulling news from Twitter aren't paying attention.
"Guys, I don't think we can count on every important state having exactly 50.1% of the voters being Republican and not, you know, thinking about who they vote for"
"oh shit that was our only plan"
I just don't understand trying to speedrun to the #1 pick when the Texans/Lions/Panthers exist.
Unless Irsay thinks this plan is actually going to help, in which case...test him again.
Me, hearing this on the radio this morning: "This...just sounds like Sword Art Online?"
*they specifically mention SAO in the story they're reading*
Me [Extremely Lewis Black voice]: "SON OF A BITCH!"