Seight

All the Valeros around me are turning into Circle Ks.

ART!

I'll think about it.

"Okay, I've created a presentation that I, Donald J. Trump, believes answers this committee's pertinent questions." "Sir, this is a copy of the Ultimate Warrior's comic book with your head photoshopped over his head."

The second-best TNF game after Chargers-Kansas City involved Andy Dalton? Huh.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Someone described her economic policies as "Somehow skimming off the top AND the bottom at the same time."

Alexa play Despacito

https://apnews.com/article/liz-truss-europe-economy-business-e18e6e6007c28f6e11cc1a201c545b71 Potential contenders include: former Treasury chief Rishi Sunak, who lost to Truss in the last leadership contest; House of Commons leader Penny Mordaunt; Defense Secretary Ben Wallace; and Boris Johnson, the former prime minister ousted in July over a series of ethics scandals. So wait they might replace her with the idiot she replaced? Oh My God, please, I've been so good this year.

cosign

NA NA NA NA NA NA NANA things, of that nature

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I think maybe it has something to do with his other show, Last Man Standing, having an overarching plotline of "Liberals, huh?" [Laugh Track]

Oh my god, it can lose its value twice! BRILLIANT! Ad against legalizing weed: "Big Marijuana-" Me: Also known as Snoop Dogg HA GOT'EM!

“I’m sorry,” Kaufman said, according to the report. “I fucked up. I’m really stressed.” And thus post-nut clarity claims another victim. (okay I am actually sorry for this one)