To me, the best kind of Bama loss is the one where Special Teams turns out to be the ventilation shaft to the Death Star.
*flashback to the CFP a couple of years ago where they thought "hey, what if we ran the ball with the punter?"*
Me a few minutes ago: *ready to log off for the night and talk about a great performance and also how lovely Provo looks on TV in the morning*
Me now: "KJ WHY DID YOU TRY TO DO THAT HOLY FUCK? D:"