Skiles

Hell yeah, I love ladders. I grew up watching the Hardy Boyz wrestle. Can I do a front flip off the top of it into your swimming pool?

OVER AND PAINT YOUR GARAGE

Doctor Who? More like Doctor Stu... pid.

You gotta let it out, or else you'll... Blow up.

Hi, the switch that derails your train, I'm dad.

Scene is a noun, not an adjective.

I wish there was an angry react.

And who are you?

Dude, I never see green nails. It's the best color, not to mention the lowkey zombie vibes.

Mania?

No, idiot. You corner her in a broom closet and tell her you want to see her naked body. Whatever happened to men expressing themselves?

That song just makes me think of this one

That's the only way I could dislike him more, tbh.

So people are actually openly taking the stance of "I don't wash a body part"? What the fuck kind of heathen not only doesn't wash part of their body, but would vocally take that side in an argument about it? Fucking weird people, man. This isn't the 1700's. Wash your whole bodies. By the way, pro tip from Skiles, the shower king: Wash your hair first, then wash your body. Don't spend all that time getting your body cleaned, only to wash all that dirt and oil out and have it drip down onto your formerly clean torso. It defeats the whole point of showering. Hair first, then body.

It's put away. That's all I'm saying.

I'm not gonna tell you where it is, but no, I don't have any money in a bank. I wouldn't trust other people with my money.

I don't understand the stock market. Why put your money at risk? Just put it away. "Oh, but Skiles, don't you want your money to grow?" Yeah, that's why I put more away every time I get paid.

Literally dozens.

That reminds me of a guy in my old neighborhood that got arrested for diddling kids. But he never diddled me. And in a weird way I really was kinda like, "What, I'm not attractive enough for that guy? Fuck that guy!"

That, I'm unsure of. Ross and Holly separated a while back, supposedly very amicably. I don't know if the affair started when she and Ross were still together, and if/when Ross found out about the whole thing. It seems like he found out the same time everyone did, when Jared's wife outed him, but who knows. However, Jared was most definitely married, still is (for now). The three parties involved were all friends, so there's no way Holly didn't know that. So both Holly and Jared are assholes in this scenario.

No.

I prefer ketchup anyway.

FULL EXONERATION