Skiles

I put them down, I can move them wherever I want.

My mom is dead. Thanks for bringing it up.

Nah, I don't mean for medical reasons. That adds too many variables to the equation. Like I definitely don't count the three doctors that have touched my balls. I just mean for sexy times.

Nobody mentions selling nudes of themselves "offhandedly." Especially at work. That shit was intentional as fuck. If you're interested, just tell her you're interested. Be cool about it, though. Don't roll up with your eyes popping out and drool dripping down your chin. Just be like, "Hey, you mentioned that you do this thing, and I want you to know that I'm interested."

How many total people have seen your penis and/or vagina? I had to think about it, and I came up with seven that I can remember. EDIT: Sending nudes on the phone or the internet does count, btw.

Maybe I should start by getting another person in the bedroom...

That's the fun. I have a ton of movies I love too, and trying to whittle it down is tough.

Cool, man. I can't help but think I would just scream too.

MAKE THE LIST

I love Life of Brian. But I have a strong nostalgic connection to Holy Grail. It was my introducion to Monty Python, so it's special to me.

You can't have multiple movies in one slot, and you can't add a 5 to a 4-part list. Be better at lists.

Half Baked is great. Every time someone mentions the beach, I think of Dave Chappelle saying "Right near da beach, BOYYY"

Maybe you goofed a little harder than usual and it threw your system for a loop.

It's real, though. In this scenario, you aren't tripping at all.

What if you raised your newspaper to slap them, but then they whispered, just barely loud enough to be heard "No, no no no, no no..."

And they were all screaming like terrified human men?

Solid list. Personally, I would rank Empire above Jedi, but that's just me.

Man, Spirited Away is right up there, too. A few of the Miyazaki movies could sneak in there, really.

I gotta give Speed Racer another chance. Apparently a lot of people really loved that movie. I didn't think it was that great when I watched it, but it's been a while.

Specifically which Batman?

1. The Lion King 2. Goodfellas 3. Hook 4. Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Why are those the only two options in your mind?

I don't disagree. It gets the benefit of the doubt often times, because people who grew up with it seem to be more loudly nostalgic about things in general. I think that was the first generation that was nostalgic on the internet. I might be wrong. However, there is still a lot of good shit on SNES. And it was innovative for its time in myriad ways.

Here's an idea. Anime or not, maybe don't post threads about "little girls."

If you're wondering if it's too late to get drunk, you're fine. If you're wondering if it's too early to get drunk, you might be an alcoholic.