garbagepailcat

Hotboxing really takes me back.

Try em all and find your favorite

Yeah, but emergency vet bills happen. I had to suddenly spend like 2k just to keep my cat alive before, and it would have been nice to have some help.

A trap like people were hiding behind the dumpster waiting to rob you or a trap like you kept the kitten?

Oh no! I’m so sorry. Post the link to the gofundme?

Life isn’t complete without a furry companion.

Man, don’t tempt me! Three seems like a lot already sometimes, especially when they all run around like a herd of ponies.

Maybe your cat needs a cat friend.

Mean old cats need love too! No, I don’t plan on keeping him. I have three cats already. I’m going to foster him for a few weeks until he’s in top form, then I can adopt him out.

lol. I’m sure there are literally hundreds, maybe thousands, of cats and kittens in your area that need to be adopted. Check your local shelters!

The purest soul

he was sitting on the side of the road all alone. It’s truly a fucking miracle that I even saw him. He’s TINY. I turned around to check on him, but I assumed he was feral and would run. Nope. He meowed at me, let me pick him up, and he started purring and nuzzling me immediately. 😭

Plantains

Yeah, CarPlay is cool. It’s been out for a while. It doesn’t come preinstalled on cars or anything. You pair your iphone with your car.

It’s the week before my period and I HATE EVERYTHING. Including but not limited to: the yard sale I have to help with; the easement through our property; the people who feel entitled to the gate on the mountain; my hair, skin, and nails; it’s never going to rain here again.

That was enjoyable! I’m always impressed with anyone who has the ability to write fiction, let alone put it into the world for others to read. Thanks for sharing with us!

I don’t make potato salad cause that shit is a gross mayonnaise food, but almost all of it has celery. Maybe your family cuts it up really small or you can’t tell it from onion. How do you make potato salad, fuggs?

That sounds magical. I see hawks all the time. I used to think it was some sort of sign, like they were my spirit raptor, but now I think we just have a lot of hawks around here. I know they fish sometimes. Maybe your hawk friend was just embarrassed that he/she missed the catch.

I hate food too. Coffee and water 4 life or until I get really irritable and light headed

I just want to buy weed without having to deal with bullshit. There are two liquor stores within a mile. There are beers and wines in the Kroger. Where’s the weed I want? Sitting in some old dude’s house with a bunch of people I went to high school with. Goddamnit. Why can’t I just go to a store?

That’s what I thought at first, but it’s much smaller than a mockingbird. Very similar tail feathers though.