NaBarney

Holy shit that looks pretty cool

Tappity flats

Only in clickhole world

Perhaps one day we will call phones our 'Lil windows to the world'

Calling them screens would be more accurate I guess

Hey what's up

You walk into the kitchen and see a film crew and cameras, one applicant has already been eliminated.

Have a gay bday

That's really cool how she belongs to only you now right, I'm sure this real marriage will go normally

I'm regular

FeelsLike©

WindChill™

RealFeel®

It's amazing that there's an actual cooking competition involved

It's 8° and dun snowed here I remember I'm Cold and the legend of Jake the Snake the kid hockey player

Are you collecting them

"A virus with shoes"

My all star picks - Giannis, Ginobili, Boogie, Embiid, Kyle Kuzma, TJ McConnell (the Sixers secret weapon), 4th quarter Eric Gordon, Lou Williams, CJ McCollum, Tyreke Evans (Memphis' OVP (only valuable player)), whoever the hell has been making the bulls win, Enes Kanter.

https://deadspin.com/a-few-cavs-players-really-want-everyone-to-know-that-th-1822116380/amp Clearly this was entirely LeBron's idea, trying to get the team to trade away all its draft picks during his last season there lol Idk who they could even get though. The answer to golden state is not DeAndre Jordan.

It'll hit here this afternoon, and by hit I mean maybe an inch and a half of snow but that's still some shit to plan around because the south. Since I don't have anywhere to be today or tomorrow I am ok with this as long as the power grid doesn't buckle under the weight of that white slime and go out for a long time like what sometimes happens at my house

CUZ THAT KIND OF STRENGTH I JUST DONT HAVE

I CAN'T SING IT STRONG ENOUGH

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Yeah, nothing beats clean air but quitting cigarettes and picking up vaping and smoking weed, for all their faults and unknowns, is still a net improvement overall wrt bodily health afaik. Like you're putting better (less bad) stuff in your body than you were when you were choking on cigs, at least