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He would if it wasn't already Flag Day. He's probably trying to figure out how he can celebrate his birthday on another day in the year, like the late Queen of England,

Fuck it. Good as this is, I’m still not getting the app.

Hey, don't let her push you around like that. I'll give her some lip for you.

Hey @[classic swim], how come you don't invite me over?

Ghosty, with or without the Islamic Republic in power, the US is going to be a target for the same terrorists that inhabit the region.

It's a little late for that.

Oh, ok.

By the way, does the USS Gojira have a "ramming speed?"

Inorite?

We are legion, my good man.

That helps a bit. I'm not hip to what you kids watch on the world wide web these days.

See Ghosty? U in good company.

Ghosty, I don’t get it.

You didn’t say anything about a discrete sniff.

I hope she a’ight.

Ima answer for Ghosty. He absolutely would not because he’s a gentleman who values the comfort of his companion for the evening. He’ll at least give her the courtesy of a spritz of moonshine in her dainty parts and a line of cocaine before proceeding to her pooper.

Word is… Stefawn and Witches Tits threw a stink when the Secretary of Agriculture told Trump that arresting farm workers might be a bad idea. https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-deporting-farm-workers-noem-miller-b2771836.html

I love that we all have our own personal nemesis here.

Not according to his brother's lawyers.

Kids love fireworks, though.

You all ever feel like you're so in tune with the world that you're just like.... nothing?

You know…. You would think you could memorize your lines better in 3:22….

I had steak in honor of Buddy.

Happy Fathers Day to all the fathers.

I have no idea what rallies you think these parents are taking their kids to, but if child endangerment is a possibility then those kids are already royally fucked. So I say take them and let nature take its course.