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I’m not good at it, and Jacks story makes me jealous I’ve never had anyone hit on me like that either.

I’m not trying to put you on the spot. The term doesn’t mean much outside being an all purpose epithet for women we don’t like or are trying to denigrate. It doesn’t have to refer to sexual proclivity, but it almost always denotes disapproval.

What does that mean?

Or they brought in playmakers for their new franchise quarterback.

The buzz way back in October, when I was tooling around the city, was that Caleb was going to be drafted by the Bears. It’s hard not to think that the well was poisoned as far back as then.

Why?

Happy Birthday, Doomster.

Not to be judgemental, but that sounds suspiciously like a negligent cat parent. We've ended up adopting cats from neighbors who simply couldn't care for them anymore. Of course, if you put food out in a neighborhood with stray cats, it'll only be a matter of time before you've adopted yourself a new friend, but you don;t have to the a cat whisperer for that to happen.

In all seriousness, I have seven feline housemates: an all time low, believe it or not. Some are super friendly, some aren't. In general, any cat I see while I'm out and about won't approach me and I won't approach them simply because they don't particularly need my intervention.

You mean like a cat pied piper? I don't think random cats will ever seek you out unless they're in distress or hungry.

Happy Birthday!

Before Apple incorporated a QR reader into its camera app, I used something called "ScannerBarcode" that seemed to work reasonably well.

I don't mind when Val comes in when I'm using the head. I means, everything she does is cute so why not?

G-Man... you have an incredible knack for cheesing people off without intending to.

Syracuse has a football team?

When did he fucking NFL thread get competitive? Maybe I should start the 2024 NCAA Football thread now so I can get in on the action.... BRB

I have a Scooby Doo head cover on my driver.

AI is legitimately scary for those in the arts or other creative fields because no one has bothered to develop it as a proper artistic implement.

Yes. Bathroom orgasms are worse. It’s not like you want to hear someone get her or his insides rearranged, but you can’t just cheer them on either. All you can do is stand there silently peeing on the urinal partition.

For anyone else that would have been bonkers, but for Sponges it’s strangely the most perfect way possible for him to dip out. It’s like the perfect cap to his profoundly strange legacy. Would have thought his missus would have booted him back to us by now, though.

Principle of course. If he uses AI, Sponges wins. That being said, I could be convinced to overdub that for relatively cheap.

I was promised explicit content. I can't beat my meat chill out to any of that.

So, a custom .png. I think I can do that.

Inorite? I spent an hour flexing in the mirror like I was Zeni hanging outside Prom after seeing that.

I get that part, but where were you wanting it displayed?