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You brew it inside a minor?

I also hear crackheads can eat wood chips and have not feel them tearing their insides apart.

Crack does have its benefits. You can eat all the worst shit and never gain a pound.

So you’re saying there was a time when you weren’t this way.

We will because we’re not retarded.

You do realize you’ve probably ingested something that utilizes cellulose today, right?

Why would Google do that to a humble intellectual like yourself?

One of the drawbacks of being a speed walking champion is that you have to literally out walk the worst people in existence… the dregs of Atlantic City. By the way, what smells better, smoked oregano in your reefer or smoked oregano on your pork chops?

Seriously, bro. Eat wood chips.

No, it’s not, and I don’t buy grated Parmesan for other reasons.

You try eat wood chips and tell us how it works out for you.

Also, no, the vast majority of ranchers do not have the money or resources to convert wood chips into feed filler (it’s not standalone). It’s solely an option for areas experiencing extreme drought and it wouldn’t directly affect the beef flavor because its an empty calorie filler to more traditional feed (primarily alfalfa). It does however lead to malnourishment which is a factor.

He sounds like literally the only example according to that article.

So, as someone growing up in the '80s, I followed Hulk Hogan and I had no idea that he was that reviled that far back. I guess it's hard to imagine that everyone involved in an entertainment act like professional wrestling isn't in on it and that the point is about having a great story that, much like a soap opera, everyone contributes to as team. It seems, though that Hogan was in it just for himself. There's a Slate article (I won't link to because of pay wall and all that) in which the writer talks about all of the bridges he burned while he was still wrestling. He fucked over Bret Hart at Wrestlemania IX and Stink four years later. He ratted out Jesse Ventura when he was trying to organize wrestlers into a union. He did whatever he could to promote himself at the expense of his fellow wrestlers. Ultimately, it's not all that shocking given Hogan's recent use of Trump and MAGA to regain some of his notoriety, but it is unexpected and it strips him of the greatness he supposedly earned at the height of his popularity.

Happy Birthday!

Call them and ask. You can say you’re with the FBI and your looking for leftist degenerates.

How do you not have like a bajillion subscribers?

It is and it is not glumpy.

Well yeah, you are technically unemployed and you apparently are really bad at shaving your own head.

I can…. from the other side of my screen.

You redefine it by misusing it. Glump wouldn't refer to glue even if the word might be defined as "sticky and shapeless" because the word is (most likely) an informal derivative of "glum," a derivative of "gloumen" and a sibling to "gloom." "Sticky" and "shapeless" are accepted descriptors for an atmospheric condition like gloom, but you would never refer to a fog as "like glue." When applied to a state of mind, the corresponding descriptors would be more to how a mental gloom mimics the shapeless and sticky nature of a heavy fog. It should be noted, that glump is most likely archaic (as in fallen out of use), which means the word has stopped evolving.

I don't know why, but the asymmetrical bald spot pisses me off. Like, I know even he wouldn't fake a tonsure, but it sure looks like he fucked up shaving his head and just decided to leave it like that to screw with us. I bet his cat uses it as target when she jumps off the frame every time he walk in the door.

I bet you get that a lot.

Middle age for me meant I finally grew into my personality.

Got Cole’s French Dip. Two and a half hour wait for mediocre sandwich and a flat cherry pie slice.