scoobdog

You're right, there is a qualifier..... Let's just say with the exception of the receptionist the type of person that works in a construction office leaves something to be desired. Actually, even our receptionist is kind of marginal - she has a nice rack and all, but the boobs are attached to a truck driver's body. Construction offices just doesn't seem to be a good place to find hot chicks. Now, if I were in the field and it was after hours.... things would be different.

STFU. No, seriously.

I work in construction so that's definitely a no.

Feeling a little sensitive there sport?

I keep thinking you'll get bored with this, and yet you keep going. You may not be the dumbest mother fucker on these boards, but you're close.

My mom is on blood pressure meds now, but she doesn't joke around with that shit lest it get as serious as your aunts.

Can't make people, who don't want to, go. Some people are stupid about their health.

Sorry, that's what I meant. The indication is that there is something unresolved with this woman, but specifically in that she has something of yours that she doesn't have a right to.

If you're craving Taco Bell... ... you're probably dying.

That sucks. What did you drink?

Well, that's a shitty dream to have. I think the interesting part is that you're afraid your woman is going to steal it from you. I'm not big on the whole symbolism in dreams thing, but it sure seems like there is some kind of power struggle in the relationship, even if it isn't any kind of obvious argument or anything,

This guy gets it.

... That deserves a "Shut up, Scoob."

It was two or so pages after the Dragon Ball Z powers thing in the murder thread. It's not often you get to see Luuv blow his top.

Yeah, I tried a little too hard with this one. It was a combination of that and Ben being told he was a human turd by Luuv.

I'd go Super Saiyan on the Home Depot Hottie, and we'd have a special little boy that Luuv won't want to flush down the toilet.

Personally, my feelings were hurt when he left.

I am shamelessly stealing that IRL.

Well, that trailer was full of stupid people with dumb expressions, so I guess best is relative?

What's up with people trying to ruin the good vibes? Can't say I've ever been so lucky, so color me envious.

Meh

What kind of chips?

Don't have snapchat.

Yeah, it's strange how many people are posting about losing a pet. I had to put my Julie to sleep on Monday because she was convulsing. Then, someone I know from school had to put his cat to sleep Tuesday. Then, I saw Saddy post. Now this.