I don't even hate her hair. Also, all things considered, she's not really that fat either. It's just that she's so vacuous, the entire look gets ruined as soon as she says something.
I just want to know how you can get caller ID to show 000-000-0000 number so I can call people up and just say "The void awaits you," before hanging up.
There's a couple I've seen around here that have lingered for years, unintentionally. In a way it's sadder seeing a lonely bleached white bow with no name than seeing the original memorial.