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And she claims she can't get on to Dr. Phil.

That would be awesome.

Bullshit. Also, the statistics tracker thing on UE kinda sucks. You can't track personal statistics so that you can, for instance, count how many likes given to a certain person or how many likes you've received from a certain person.

Psh, no one has given more likes than me. I'm everyone's best friend.

Sounds like a (relatively) dream job. Good luck!

I don't think killer whales eat lobsters.......

But all your problems are white rich people problems. [*]You eat overpriced shit food. [*]You abuse prescription drugs. [*]Your tinder profile gets hit up by cell block bitches. [*]

Did you sit on poor Wily?

Figuratively speaking. That person doesn't deserve the awesomeness that is Boo sexin'.

You win this round, pooh.

What Pooh said. You should believe us when we tell you that you are special. That got me to thinking that I really liked your graphic design work.

I also know this It's what motivates me to expend as little effort as possible.

.....d..don't look at me like that..... : (

Well, I was where every middle aged white guy is on a Saturday night... At the bar, getting drunk.

Also cuddled with my cat, but he's a dude. It was manly cuddling.

Lol Fuck 'bama.

Dude! Ghost sex.

One of these days he'll find a fake place to work that doesn't involve... [*]liquor [*]tutoring

No. I must fight to regain your love of... wait, do they still make Fruity Pebbles?

Never listen to therapists that want you to be more retarded.

At least you didn't make a joke about Pooh's sticky honey pot.

So, you take drugs to retard yourself?

Cereal sounds awesome. So, my armor is polished. Who who are we defending today?

It didn't take you mean girls long to make Caesar snap.