scoobdog

That sounds ominous, as does your FB post.

You aren't dumb. It's not necessarily bad to want some kind of closure from a past relationship, and that usual drives this kind of thing.

It's not which is better, it's which one is better for the application. The Zinfindel has excellent acidity and would pair well with the apple juice. But, a citric acid marinade would be a better choice for pork.

Guess again, Jacques Tinpan. Marinades have nothing to do with how moist a a meat is once it's cooked - they're actually intended to break down the muscle fiber to make a piece of meat more tender. Something, by the way, your marinade may not be the best at because of the lack of any citric acid in it.

Toy cops ain't coming to save your miserable ass.

Wut?

Who are you kidding? You're probably posting from inside the dumpster as we speak.

Rat trap!

That's not what he's saying, like at all.

Sure, two days later. The reason that very few people cook at that temperature is because it tends to dry the meat out in the process of getting to the required internal temperature. It's fine to cook in the 200s or lower when you're making beef jerky, but not when you're making pork roast. Edit: Pork is notoriously difficult to cook properly without becoming too dry.

Because sometimes its comfortable being miserable? We all do things like this.

Also, FTR.... You try to cook anything at 250 in an oven, you are asking for it to be undercooked.

"After all its me that seeks you"....? What the fuck does that mean?

Look at you, wasting water like a fucking boss and selling illegal devices to people for a profit. Looks like you're expanding your criminal enterprise.

So when we get to the casino, how are we going too know who he is? He might try to hide his rattail under his hat or something.... I know! We can throw quarters in the bathroom and see who runs in to pick them up.

Just going to the office, to sit at my desk, and spend the day posting here.

On an unrelated note, I need to get a stomach reduction.

Absolutely not.

Other work? All you do is clean shit off toilet stalls and pick up trash. What you mean is it takes time away from you rummaging through the dumpsters.

You're a janitor that smells of cigarettes and despair. I imagine no one wants to get close enough to you to actually fire you.

Whole heartedly approve. A healthy, happy Boo is best Boo.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!!!!!! I feel like I've really done something worthwhile.

What's that on your head?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA

I insult him because he's a horrible employee that gets paid far too much to be a thief and general malcontent.