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Actual katanas are priceless. A good replica should be in the thousands, and a cheap replica in the hundreds.

I sincerely hope that is not the case. Diabetes is a horrific disease.

Bullshit. I'm taking Buddy's opinion that you don't know what she weighs and you just pulled that number out of your ass. If she was really that weight, she'd be morbidly obese and in danger of contracting diabetes as a child.

Yeah, dude. Haven't you ever been to a good Jewish delicatessen?

Raku said the same thing. She'd be bigger than Hercules in The Nutty Professor.

It's all right. It matters what kind of mustard you use.

Can Viper withstand the katana, though?

Nah, with your expert sword skills, I'm sure you can pick and choose the pieces you want.

I can just imagine Phillies hate fucking a Zeni doll.

Seriously, you need to get her on a diet now. That is not a healthy weight for a 6-7 year old.

Not tall enough to be 92 lbs.

Spankings aren't beatings.

What?!!!

And you.... are the picture of health. Lol

So.... you get winded trying to spank a grade schooler.

Fuggs, why do you hate black people?

I don't normally comment, but this post is exactly what I would expect from someone who disappears, decides to meet up with his friends for the first time in a decade, walks up mid conversation, and then loudly proclaims "What happened to you? You're so boooooooring."

The only reason it's absurd is because you tried oversimplifying the process to make it easier (for presumably yourself) to understand. The only thing you're pointing out is that you're apparently functionally retarded.

ROFL. You got punked by Jingai.

And not nearly to that extreme. I was more commenting on Kenny's rather purile attempt at humor.

In all seriousness, I don't necessarily condemn the criticism, it's just that it tends to be misguided and generally ignores the fellowship that is part of celebrating quasi holidays like this. It's one thing to use cultural markers as a way build commonality, it's another to use cultural markers to justify destructive behavior (in particular, uncontrolled inebriation). To the latter, Saint Patrick's Day and Cinco De Mayo share the same problematic justifications that warrant criticism in the proper context.

Jesus Christ. You really have the mind of a sixth grader.

Considering it's technically a Roman Catholic "feast " day and not an actual holiday, your friends are particularly douchey and wrong.

That's pretty terr... What happened again?

Lol. Cops are already gearing up for the weekend.