scoobdog

If you had grammed it, that squirrel wouldn’t have died in vein.

The worst part is it isn’t even idiots and kids that are doing it, though there are plenty of them too. It’s the dude in the $1mil house that’s holding a pool party in back. He probably spent more on his illegal fireworks than he would have going to the high school band’s fireworks stand on the corner.

They’re legal in my city…. And no one uses the legal safe and sane fireworks. They just wheel out the cardboard barrels of death, scaring the shit out of every animal in a mile radius.

It’s kind of funny. SoCal Edison has a long running ad campaign where friendly squirrels traipse around the south land reminding somewhat bemused residents not to do stupid shit like walking across the lawn with a hissing power line downed on it, letting a mylar balloon fly up to a transformer, and (everyone’s favorite) putting a tree trimmer too close to wires. They’re sickeningly cute, with their hipster bow ties. Presumably, they’re the ideal spokesmascots because everyone sees those little shits running around, miraculously avoiding divine retribution as the jump from power line to power line. Apparently Ohio squirrels aren’t being paid enough by AEP, so they’re resorting to TikTok challenges. Ghosty rolls over thinking it was high time those little fuckers found out.

Had to be better than the cats fighting over squirrel jerky.

Welcome to the NHK!

That’s cold, man.

Cause he got blowed up?

Did you bury the poor little guy?

Tsar too classy for fucking Kelsey Grammer.

Dude, you should still be playing quarters.

Be honest... you've played quarters with Malort, haven't you?

Also, Anthrax is absolutely adorable.... and plotting your demise for having to wear that ridiculous costume.

Damn, that's cute.

So.... why is he the Lorax? Does he have a scuzzy mustache like that?

For added effect, you can pretend you're waving to King Friday while you blow through a display of RC Cola.

You're not alone. Neither did Nabs.

Scooby is my nickname, as in IRL people actually call me that.

It’s something I use to mow down little children and slow moving adults…. so a battle wagon.

Happy Birthday, Sieg!

Happy Birthday UEMBER who might have come here to see Mexobioligist and left here severely disappointed…. just like Viper.

Happy Birthday!

I think that's mostly a here thing because it doesn't sound like the people he deals with IRL are receptive to anything. Just about everyone here would be receptive if he was just a tad bit more open about is history and motivations. He doesn't give anyone a chance when he drops these ultra vague tidbits about abuse only to immediately clam up as soon as pressed for more information, so I get where the anger comes from. Either don't talk about it at all if you're not ready to talk, or respond when people press you with something other than "ok".

Don't ruin the moment!

Now that is a legit unpopular opinion in these parts.