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That’s between me and the Ghosty in my dreams.

How do you wish him a Happy Sunday? Because I do it in my own special way.

When you all going to invite me to the ghostier group chat?

I clicked it. Who else needs to? Maybe @[classic swim] will click it.

Getting in a vehicle collision is no fucking joke. I'm glad your're ok.

Happy Birthday Former Pac12 Conference Mate

It's even part of a bribery scandal. Wow.I

You are on a roll.

That seems a bit dramatic. What are you basing this “biased” opinion on?

Good, man

GMan doesn't worship the hurricane, the hurricane worships him.

I've met at least one Beryl irl. It's actually a gemstone -an aquamarine is one particular form of beryl (and why the name appears in Sailor Moon) - so it's a name you would give to someone precious to you. As such and as is generally the case with the naming convention for destructive storms, it's rather ironic that a name meant to impart endearment is being used to describe a something so apathetically deadly.

Happy Birthday!

If you had grammed it, that squirrel wouldn’t have died in vein.

The worst part is it isn’t even idiots and kids that are doing it, though there are plenty of them too. It’s the dude in the $1mil house that’s holding a pool party in back. He probably spent more on his illegal fireworks than he would have going to the high school band’s fireworks stand on the corner.

They’re legal in my city…. And no one uses the legal safe and sane fireworks. They just wheel out the cardboard barrels of death, scaring the shit out of every animal in a mile radius.

It’s kind of funny. SoCal Edison has a long running ad campaign where friendly squirrels traipse around the south land reminding somewhat bemused residents not to do stupid shit like walking across the lawn with a hissing power line downed on it, letting a mylar balloon fly up to a transformer, and (everyone’s favorite) putting a tree trimmer too close to wires. They’re sickeningly cute, with their hipster bow ties. Presumably, they’re the ideal spokesmascots because everyone sees those little shits running around, miraculously avoiding divine retribution as the jump from power line to power line. Apparently Ohio squirrels aren’t being paid enough by AEP, so they’re resorting to TikTok challenges. Ghosty rolls over thinking it was high time those little fuckers found out.

Had to be better than the cats fighting over squirrel jerky.

Welcome to the NHK!

That’s cold, man.

Cause he got blowed up?

Did you bury the poor little guy?

Tsar too classy for fucking Kelsey Grammer.

Dude, you should still be playing quarters.

Be honest... you've played quarters with Malort, haven't you?