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Was she hot?

Anyone interested?

It's been about a year and a lifetime of political shenanigans, sport bloopers, and entertainment that defies imagination for all the wrong reasons. I thought now might be a good time to see if you all would be interested in another edition of UEMB Survivor. For those who are newbs, infrequent visitors, or don't pay much attention to anything outside their folder, UEMB Survivor is, like its name suggests, a competition with participants competing with each other than against each other to win the title and a special gift. Teams compete against each other to run phony election campaigns, create absurd stories and art, and sell useless products, among other things, to win the votes of our esteemed judges and their UEMB peers. You can stop by the Survivor club to get an idea of the sport itself. This competition is a whole-site event; it's something that everyone can participate in even if they don't sign on to be competitors. If you could all be so kind as to take a moment to answer the two question poll, I would really appreciate it. Edit: The poll closes by Friday 08/30, now

But, you're going to lose that YETI sticker.....

I was kind of hoping you were going to say someone made a hydrogen bomb out of a cyber truck.

I’d say you can’t outrun a thirsty Fuggs, but you can.

@Doom Metal Alchemist: don't forget to wear fatigues and combat boots.

There's this Raley's in Lake Tahoe that used to have a nut grinder, and it actually produced a really good fresh peanut butter. It disappeared after the most recent remodel. Only place I ever saw that had it until Whole Foods showed up.

That’s an idea.

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Painful poops are no joke, bro.

@Blackrose321 The same happens to me, but I don’t have to contend with the isolation you were dealing with so it’s not nearly as bad. Very few people will ever listen the whole way through, even when you’re making genial conversation. It’s not always self centered, though it usually boils down to that, and that makes it really hard when you’re trying to express yourself. People just seem to have a hard time processing other people’s emoting because they don’t have the ability to identify with anyone other than themselves. I’m sorry you have to deal with it.

Happy Birthday, dude.

Who else?

MG got Shadow a new cat friend, I believe.

Happy Birthday, Dude.

At least you're eligible for unemployment... I think. But. now that means you have to get on COBRA. That sucks man.

It most certainly is, especially since the generation boundaries become more arbitrary the further we get from WWII.

Ghosty, that’s not normal for anywhere including Houston. It’s a result of the nearly month long power outage in South Texas that has resulted in exposure deaths.

Don’t think so, but it might be he doesn’t bother until he shows up at camp. Apparently he isn’t using an agent yet, so it’s just whenever he’s near the facility I think. No indication that he’s upset or not intending to sign.

Fuck

Caleb's training regime is fire.

Meow

Donald Trump isn’t a political opponent or an adversary, he is a cancer. He hurts and warps the people closest to him. He feeds all the worst urges of those who love him. He abuses people not because he disagrees with them, but because it serves his own self purposes. It is not immoral to want that man to not only disappear but to be completely removed from existence in the historical sense.