scoobdog

Still a terrible attempt at a save.

You sure about that? I suppose the problem is that we're used to the idea that starving to death looks like an African child with sunken features and bones visible through the skin. In reality, starvation here appears as children who outwardly look healthy or even fat while still suffering from malnutrition.

Yes, but millions of Americans do not have one or more of those "luxuries".

But seriously though, this is the kind of thing Californians constantly live in fear of. Quakes of that magnitude can do massive amounts of damage.

Is it sarcasm? Is it just a joke? Did fuggs finger herself with the other hand while she typed it? You be the judge!

You totally captured the excitement.

Thomas Jefferson thinks that's a fucking steal.

Nah. I just appreciate existential victories.

Ratatouille will never get a clean shot in on him, but you might find him hanging in the closet later.

Well, the robot janitor will take care of that, once you're dead.

You mean you might actually be dumber without the internet?

Nah. The casino is going to arrange for a floor polisher "accident" and they'll quickly hire Juan's brother to empty trash cans at like half the cost. No one will even know he's gone.

No. Gays have better taste.

Ten years he's going to be dead.

I'd like to see York take a bite into something.

C'mon Wacky.... FINISH HIM

Nice try, bigot.

Canoodling, Slappy Hands, and Tomfoolery

Whatever. I know you just :painfap: ...

I don't see a tip jar.....

Am I too late?!

But I'm interested in donating regardless of the outcome.

You... don't know what that is do you?

I tend to lose the ability to whistle when my embouchure is tired.