scoobdog

No amount of money makes a dude with a rattail in a newsie look less like a douche.

Love the war face.

Bet you look like a real douchebag when browsing for jewelry... and every other time too.

Is it on a lane that starts with an "H" and ends with an "e"?

Hats start out straight... ... then end up looking like Buddy's.

It probably needed a visual.

I'm not sure he ever really knew who I was. I've never really been one to stand out, so that was always fine with me. Still, I always felt kind of kindred spirit with him. I would be the kind of person to explore with my prose, likely making the long-winded, complicated posts that made Luuv so unique. The truth is that he always felt like a reflection of me, since I knew so little about him and where he was from but I felt like I could relate to him just though what I saw in his posts. When he messaged me about the UEMB, I knew it was just one of many messages he sent to lots of people; nothing personal or anything. It still felt special getting that invite.

How do you always fuck this up, man?

I thought you got your degree in creative writing or something.

But won't it hurt when she tears it out of your chest?

Good. I see you're one step ahead.

She be like "What was that? Where did this perfectly formed pop rock come from?"

More like Nala making it look like an accident.

You ever worry about that TV falling off the mantle and crushing you?

I think she'd have leveled a city block by now if she tried.

So you're not the female Walter White after all?

The sheet's ok, but i could use a little more battle axe.

????? Well, I did need to bleach my junk anyway.

He'll never be that awesome.

Fuggs' is right on this. She'll be making pennies whether or not she opted out of the class action, and, knowing her, she'd just get screwed over by her own lawyer. She isn't the best judge of trustworthiness.

Yeah, that's an electric upright.

I had a home grown habanero in my salad, and my bowels still hurt.

You just have to be right, don't you?

Is she hot?

Fucking called it. So, where's the pictures mang?