scoobdog

Gluten free? What the fuck, man?

Hopefully for the right reasons, amirite?

You took the bait, son.

It seems like every day is cheat day for you.

You know what they did have? Feet. So they could walk to the local tavern.

I'm not kidding anyone. No one needs me to tell them you're a worthless piece of shit.

Well, they made an "grown up" version of Archie, so I guess it makes sense to make a "grown up" version of Sabrina.

I mean an actual friend, not one of your retarded alts.

Hobo's? Is that a new AC eatery under the boardwalk?

Well, your downtown sucks. And so do food delivery services.

Prove us wrong.... ... And have one of your friends sign up for the boards....

You don't have drive thrus?

This wouldn't have happened if you played Girls x Battle with him.

You're right. No way in hell am i paying some dude to pick up my greasy ass Jack In The Box Jalepeno Poppers. Turns a $2.00 piece of shit into a $10 piece of shit.

That's what you get when you have someone else pick up your food for you.

Finding you isn't a problem (just follow your nose), but agreeing with you is. In a million people, there isn't another person as pervasively stupid, bigoted and oblivious as you are.

I also find that hard to believe, especially given you avowedly support a racist, self-hating candidate.

I find it hard to believe anyone would confide anything with you. Judgemental shit stains like you are always the last to know.

I can just imagine your house and garage covered in random clusters of nails and impaled furry creatures.

That's.... horrifying.

You're going to burn your fucking house down.

I'm not sure what's more troublesome... ...the fact you're on a Spackler-esque crusade against a rodent, or the fact you apparently enjoy getting shocked by line voltage.

Why would they invite the possibility of lawsuits by keeping records of shit they hold on to for someone else as a courtesy? That would be idiotic. Not that it's beyond the possibility that a shit tier establishment might foolishly invite the liability. I mean, they hired you after all.

Lol. That's fucking bullshit. Why would they keep a receipt for something they're not keeping records of?