scoobdog

Well, not to get you unduly worried or anything. If your company issued you a handbook, you should check just to be sure.

Too late....

He knows about building codes, trade responsibilities, and scheduling all from writing a few contracts? He's going get buried the first day on the job.

Were you following company policy while using that step ladder?

Nope, because they couldn't.

Something's got to make up for Bradley Cooper.

Did you convince yourself the second time you said it?

It better be in order.

Says the dude that makes fat jokes all the time. GTFO

Best birthday present ever. You should take it out on Kenny.

Better get to higher ground, and take Fuggs with you.

Isn't he always banned?

I think he's ignoring us.

One of the neighbors that backs up to us has a rooster, and for some reason, he's taken to crowing every fucking day for the last two weeks. Always knew there were chickens, but never heard a cock before. Holy fucking shit... that motherfucker is starting to infiltrate my dreams now.

Happy Birthday!

Let's get this shit rolling, man....

Lol. They're not called that anywhere except at clown colleges. And your brother isn't qualified to be a construction manager.

Such a man is called a superintendent, and I would think your brother would be too educated for such a menial job.

There's no such thing as a "construction coordinator."

I would never take 41 calls a day. Fuck that shit.

Happy Birthday!

Why is a two year old helping his parents shred things in the first place?

You're too short to have a 32" inseam.

No you aren't.