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scoobdog

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  1. Getting something done like make sure your pension goes to someone more worthy?
  2. So you know something the investigators don't, huh?. Figures a human failure would think he knows something about a subject than people far more intelligent then him.
  3. You wouldn't know if you burnt a steak. Everything tastes "smoked" to you anyway.
  4. Of course you like fat. You won't find any actual meat in a trash compactor.
  5. Nah. Maybe road kill possum if you're generous.
  6. Now that she's back, I want to know what happened with those money orders. Was there a fight? Did Madison wrap him up in a figure four?
  7. Seriously, it looks like the leftovers on a plate from Black Angus.
  8. No, the pepper relish is doing an superb job of covering the copious amount of fat and gristle.
  9. Did you file your 10 day?
  10. So we're going to rehash now? You're like a one of those lightweight turds that when you flush the toilet it just circles and you have to flush it like ten times before it actually goes down.
  11. The best part is that your crappy internet makes this virtually impossible for you to see.
  12. That so? Huh.
  13. Every last luxurious blonde hair on my neck stood straight on end.
  14. I bet somebody who will remain nameless is watching him as we speak.
  15. Lol. Sure.
  16. But seriously, though, the depressing thing about all this is that it's the new norm. We'll be getting 80 on Christmas Day, and a March in the low 60s with thunderstorms.
  17. Damn kids and their talky funny pictures.
  18. Would you know if it was?
  19. My alma mater has an excellent marine biology program, and I've always kind of wondered what it would be like to be in it.
  20. Happy Birthday!
  21. I just assumed you're always calm collected, but if you say so.
  22. It's easy to get confused when you're old.
  23. That seems boring. Personally, I've only read half the books I was supposed to read and completely bullshitted my way through the other half. She'll never know, man.
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