scoobdog

It better be in order.

Says the dude that makes fat jokes all the time. GTFO

Best birthday present ever. You should take it out on Kenny.

Better get to higher ground, and take Fuggs with you.

Isn't he always banned?

I think he's ignoring us.

One of the neighbors that backs up to us has a rooster, and for some reason, he's taken to crowing every fucking day for the last two weeks. Always knew there were chickens, but never heard a cock before. Holy fucking shit... that motherfucker is starting to infiltrate my dreams now.

Happy Birthday!

Let's get this shit rolling, man....

Lol. They're not called that anywhere except at clown colleges. And your brother isn't qualified to be a construction manager.

Such a man is called a superintendent, and I would think your brother would be too educated for such a menial job.

There's no such thing as a "construction coordinator."

I would never take 41 calls a day. Fuck that shit.

Happy Birthday!

Why is a two year old helping his parents shred things in the first place?

You're too short to have a 32" inseam.

No you aren't.

That's good to know.

Getting grey hairs in your beard sucks.

Tell her to hurry the fuck up. I don't want her to not see my Happy Birthday wishes.

By the way... I appreciate that you're getting enough fiber and taking ownership of your health. We're a dying breed.

It's a Kevin and Bean holiday tradition...

Fixed that for you, sport.