scoobdog

This is why I only buy nook books now. J/K I just don't have room on my shelves.

Now, that's a real birthday buddy group. Happy Birthday you all.

Happy Birthday, hesh. Hope it's a good day on the journey.

Only tangentially related. One time I brought back Chinese rice wine from Beijing because I thought it might be closeish to sake. Turns out it tastes like paint thinner.

By the way, I just wanted to say how unfair this challenge is given Trump has famously insisted that all of his sycophants wear those crappy dress shoes.

Either those hands are huge or someone is really abusing a pushup bra to get an A cup. Is that Mrs. Troll?

Is scoob’s +1 to said fundraiser cause he wants to see the show but he ain’t paying for it.

Also, pretty sure that’s fucking Hogsbreath.

Hawt

Happy Birthday, Ghosty.

You know, Ghosty…. Sometimes prostitutes give you a little extra for your birthday. I mean, not like a discount or anything. Maybe a ball wash with the knob polish. Maybe she’ll talk about the gender coding in the Godzilla movies. You should spluge on a little female companionship on your big day.

You don't just want to pet the goth cats do you?

A family photo in front of Akaka Falls on the windward side of the Big Island, so can’t really post.

Well I’m sold. Just to satisfy my curiosity, was it a bunch of fat old people or crackheads lined up?

See, I have a Golden Corral near me and I’ve never been. Is it better than HomeTown Buffet?

Once tried to sabotage an entire shipment of RC Cola by making his own in the shed behind his house and meticulously replacing every single can in the only 12 pack on the shelf. When that one case miraculously was purchased, It backfired so spectacularly RC blackmailed him into being head of their R&D department.

AFAIK, I’m the only one with my name, so Googling myself can never end well.

Someone's been watching The Final Countdown again.

All the sudden you Ghostrek, now? In the immortal words of Big Boi to his compatriot Andre Ice Cold 3000, act like you got some sense.

Well, as long as you don’t stay hydrated and don’t follow the instructions.

Psh. You look great.

I'd love to see NBA players look at this and guess what it is.

I mean maybe if they're testing it out on people, but still. Kind of a waste of time. It was probably a scammer butt dial.