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I thought you got your degree in creative writing or something.

But won't it hurt when she tears it out of your chest?

Good. I see you're one step ahead.

She be like "What was that? Where did this perfectly formed pop rock come from?"

More like Nala making it look like an accident.

You ever worry about that TV falling off the mantle and crushing you?

I think she'd have leveled a city block by now if she tried.

So you're not the female Walter White after all?

The sheet's ok, but i could use a little more battle axe.

????? Well, I did need to bleach my junk anyway.

He'll never be that awesome.

Fuggs' is right on this. She'll be making pennies whether or not she opted out of the class action, and, knowing her, she'd just get screwed over by her own lawyer. She isn't the best judge of trustworthiness.

Yeah, that's an electric upright.

I had a home grown habanero in my salad, and my bowels still hurt.

You just have to be right, don't you?

Is she hot?

Fucking called it. So, where's the pictures mang?

I am truly envious. Seriously, have you ever tried to crop dust construction workers? It turns into the bean scene from Blazing Saddles.

Ah. I always get bored before the appendices.

Lol. No one needs to know how to be on an internet message board during a conference call. That's the advanced option.

Personally, I want to see the next slutty preteen school girl cartoon he purchases. You know that's why he's trolling the malls as we speak.

How many more mall are there in southeastern Texas?

It seems to me that the places that are most likely to be cash only are also the ones that already have a limited clientele, at least in my personal experience.

Even for those places that don't want a paper trail, the fees to credit card carriers often make credit cards and in-network debit cards not worth the hassle.

I would assume. Given that larger denominations are most likely to be deposited rather than cycled back out from a business register, it would make sense that those two denominations offer significantly more liability to the business.