scoobdog

What's he look like?

That means you don't actually know what a crackhead looks like?

No

What does a "crackhead" look like?

Thanks Ghosty.

Wutdat?

That's fucking rude.

You know what mature dudes don't do? Deathgrip their penises to make them look average sized bigger.

The hell do you know about mature dudes?

That's what grown men usually do.

See if you can get another ticket.

Does that of does that not mean they were hot and you were this close to a ménage à trois?

.... Jägermeister?

All my Polaroids from 1995 are some variation of Bad Luck Brian.

I'm happy for you.

Well, that wasn't racist.

If you're that sure, then why do you care so much about these rumors?

I was going to say that 7.25 is still pretty damn good compared to our 9.25.

I just told you "Don't say 'I don't know.'" What was going on at the time when the rumor returned?

OK. So, how did an old rumor get started up again? Don't just say "I don't know;" try to think of any specific events or circumstances that are concurrent to the rumor's reemergence. Did you get into a fight with someone? Are you working with someone that has shown disdain or otherwise has expressed dislike for you? Was there a recent change in management and/or policy? It's important that you identify the impetus for this vicious behavior.

I'm not sure what your boss or even the police can do about a rumor that isn't part of a concerted effort to get your fired or an actual police report. The boss can certainly tell the employees to stop spreading the rumor, but it's not going to do much. The best thing you can do is to take steps to corroborate your activities while you're at work in the event an accusation is actually made.

You can't drink at all?!

Wouldn't know. Pics are out of focus and poorly lit.

Fuck off.

That looks pretty damn good.