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I don't think anyone doubts you're a good judge of character.

ITT: Mix accidentally microwaves a bannana and the jokes start writing themselves.

God I hope not.

I think you gain immortality at 10 years.

Frozen berries are excellent for healthy smoothies.

You..... think I'm in love?

Looks like the council has spoken. You've been sabotaging yourself for quite some time, not in the least part by gravitating toward guys who likely mirror traits from your abusive family.

It's always a good idea to avoid Disney character quizzes.

I ended up playing Persona 5.

You want to join the military and you can’t even answer this question?

I kind of don't want to think about all the possibilities....

So it goes. 2021 will be better for you, I'm sure of it.

Watcha dooooin' Poofy?

HBD🔥🔥🔥

Drinking whiskey in front of the Ryan Seacrist and whatever artists show up for the show.

Sly has a way with his insults.

The one and only time chemistry humor doesn't end with your head in a toilet.

What is it you don't understand?

I know.

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Must have been something I ate.

Well, you won it once. How did you get it?

This would need to be verified by the league commissioner, @Codename: Jackass, but in all previous iterations, the title was given to the winner of the lower (7th seed and down) bracket. It came up last year when there was similar confusion.

Now my tummy hurts.