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Oh, yeah. Phillies was definitely four. I’ll take your word for the other two because I didn’t witness them first hand.

Several posters? We all know Bucket did, and I think Dane did too. Edit… I’m pretty sure Musket did too. That’s like 3, right?

Happens to me too. It's pronounced during LaNina seasons because the air is so dry especially in winds that come off the backside of a low.

Exactly. He's teaching a class at the university right now, so the triangle is technically complete.

And, he's only a few hours away from his other job at USC.

I'm still good, but years of computer use have affected my ability to focus close and far.

Stole all the balloons and replaced them with condoms.

Cats are so great.

I think the Bills have also benefitted from favorable officiating to a lesser degree, but it's probably not going to mean much. Ultimately, the problem is that the Chiefs have been limping along for an entire season and, even after their lone (meaningful, sorry Broncos) loss to Bills, they didn't noticeably improve offensively. Even with favorable officiating, they haven't been able to have any kind of breakout game, and the playoffs isn't a likely time for one to happen. It's going to come down to defense and they're one bad game away in the part of the season when defenses are most likely to get exposed.

¡Feliz Compleaños!

Why hasn’t anyone else appreciated the sublimeness of this post?

Happy Birthday, Mewn!

I’d like to make you and Pooh mentors for each team. I’ll be explaining the concept this weekend.

Well, I have an idea if you’re interested….

So, for some reason the boards are broken and won't let me put a poll on my OP. That means we'll have to do this the old fashioned way: If you're interested, post below.

Love the thread title jerk off. Way to self own.

Speaking of fatmentia….

Even Rush wasn’t this stupid. She’s more Fire Marshall Daniella.

I’m talking about your personality.

You look like exactly none of those people.

You're really are committed to being a Karen, aren't you?

Can't you find a nice female bounty hunter to compare yourself to?

You keep comparing yourself to a washed up reality star.

He was always more of a larger than life personality that made a great foil for other comedians. I can't recall the last time I looked at one of his standup sets, though.