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Hey, don't let her push you around like that. I'll give her some lip for you.

Hey @[classic swim], how come you don't invite me over?

Oh, ok.

By the way, does the USS Gojira have a "ramming speed?"

Inorite?

We are legion, my good man.

That helps a bit. I'm not hip to what you kids watch on the world wide web these days.

See Ghosty? U in good company.

Ghosty, I don’t get it.

You didn’t say anything about a discrete sniff.

I hope she a’ight.

Ima answer for Ghosty. He absolutely would not because he’s a gentleman who values the comfort of his companion for the evening. He’ll at least give her the courtesy of a spritz of moonshine in her dainty parts and a line of cocaine before proceeding to her pooper.

I love that we all have our own personal nemesis here.

Not according to his brother's lawyers.

Kids love fireworks, though.

You all ever feel like you're so in tune with the world that you're just like.... nothing?

You know…. You would think you could memorize your lines better in 3:22….

I had steak in honor of Buddy.

Happy Fathers Day to all the fathers.

I have no idea what rallies you think these parents are taking their kids to, but if child endangerment is a possibility then those kids are already royally fucked. So I say take them and let nature take its course.

Nah, they already drank their blood after sacrificing them to Satan.

Most parents don’t take their kids to Klan rallies, so I’m sure it’s fine.

It doesn't work like that. Who's going to babysit the kid while they're at the event? That's what I mean by agency - parents have the right to their first amendment rights without having to prioritize obligations like childcare.

It's a probably a good thing you didn't progress to googling corn cobs. That will definitely put you on a list.

Everyone has rights, but those rights are dependent on an individual's agency. You are within your rights to drag your child to a rally for a political cause that they finds repugnant, but doing so does not mean they are automatically a party to that political movement in eyes of the law.