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Fantasy Football works because the league is a perennial. Trying to go out and get people to join in a game that literally takes like ten minutes a week is like pulling teeth here.

But... they don't seem to be repulsed by the things we would expect them to be repulsed by...

Nah, I was just saying the same thing happened to me.

Happy Birthday, Clown Prince of the UEMB.

Thanks KN!

Best punchline ever.

Yeah, I have the occasional bad idea that sounds good in my head too.

Drunk drivers.

I've never heard of someone getting pulled over for no insurance, so that's got to be some kind of racial profiling thing. I know that shit happens but its still blood boiling when I hear it happen.

Yeah, not trying to buzzkill, man. "Armor" was a joke reference to the corn husk, not the crawfish. But... since this is an unpopular opinion thread... What's the deal with crawfish anyway? You have to eat like a hundred of them to get anything and, even then you need hot sauce.

You two are probably still picking corn silk out of your teeth.

So... both you and Buddy ate a tamale with the corn husk still on. I'm more fascinated by this than I should be.

I mean, soft shelled crabs are a thing, so I can’t really say much, but you got sone kind of energy if you enjoy eating things with armor.

Well, proper tamales are wrapped in corn husks. It’s easier to tell what you’re not supposed to eat.

Fields is good tho….

Eh... sure.

They’re not supposed to be in paper, which is probably why the sucked.

I call my Valentine - "Dollface Supreme"

That's like the only Oscar winner I actually watched, ever. It had sex in it. THat's all I remember.

Why wait?

Bro.... three words for you: Mahogany Smoked Meats. They're based in Bishop, but they ship throughout California. This deserves its own thread. Get to it Doomy.

It looks like he already has an asshole on his plate...

I can't remember the last time I heard Thundarr the Barbarian...

I don't think any electric will do as well as a safety razor with lather soap after a shower. However, this 9000 series Norelco has shaved a lot closer than I expected and well better than the one I had when I was first shaving. The thing is, I can shave dry with the electric while with the safety I couldn't shave even with foam unless I first softened the stubble in the shower. I also needed to a balm afterward to stave off the rash that I don't need now. I'm only two months in, so time will tell what the electric blades are like when they're dull. At least for the time being I don't look like I'm homeless four days out of the week.

I used to get really lazy about shaving too, but I got an electric shaver for Christmas so now I shave more than once a week.