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Yeah. You really have to become a different quarterback when playoffs roll around.

I was pulling for Darnold too.

That was mean of me. She just needs to maybe shave, definitely shower and cut back on the eyeshadow and she’d be a real looker.

I’m just now realizing Scooby Doo kind of normalized blackface.

Get rid of all the jitneys and make lazy bitches like you walk to their next trick.

And you can correlate the frequency of high wind events and the time of year they appear with climate change.

Look it up, sister. You’re the wikimistress.

Since the 1880’s, I believe. The majority of the heat and wind records have been in the past 30 years.

Cool. At any rate, they’re not anywhere close to the mean, and, yes, those winds were all climate change generated as well.

Was’sup girlfriend?

Who says I didn’t? I don’t ask questions I don’t already know the answer to.

So, despite promising it months ago, I’m ready to start up UEMB Survivor to commemorate the start of a not so new but equally troubling chapter in America. We got fires, we got a felon in the oval office, the world’s richest man might have completely lost his marbles, and, of course, Toonami is confounding us like always. I just want to say, I really appreciate everyone who participated last time. This game can sometimes feel like we’re running it by the seat of our pants because we are. It’s not as important that there is a winner as much as this is a place where each challenge is an opportunity to express yourself and to be as wicked or as sweet as your sense of humor will allow. I’ll be winding up throughout the week so expect some announcements peppered in as we move toward next weekend.

Looks like I chose wisely.

Kipling is a reconfigurable imperialist.

Delusional principles will fill you with almost as much satisfaction as diligent studiousness when you have a developmental disability.

I just came to see if G-man came back to gloat in this thread.

You might want to feed that hang over for 60 more days. Just to be safe, get preemptive dialysis.

Yes.

He wasn’t that ugly… just kind of dirty and strangely colorless.

Depends... you feeling the sparks?

Lol. I think Nabs was even stunning for Kenny toward the end.

Congratulations, you took pictures of a fucking park. Now all you have to explain how pictures of a fucking park are relevant. You can start by telling all of us where those parks are located.

I think this thread has been a massive turd of success.

I live here. I already told you I've regularly go to Altadena and Pacific Palisades (sometimes on a weekly basis). I know what's on the hills behind both places.

That's the thing... this isn't technically the dry season. Naturally flicking cigarettes anywhere at any time is bad form, and the liklihood that anyone was standing out in a hurricane smoking a cigarette to begin with seems low, but... this isn't the time of year when we're supposed to have fire danger. In fact January and February are technically our wettest months, except when climate change triggers a strong La Nina. That's not so much an excuse as a stark reminder that we have to do things way differently to prepare for wild fires than we did even five years ago.