scoobdog

Hey! You stole that meme, dude.

Doesn't sound appealing at all when you put it that way.

Thanks everybody! I appreciate the well wishes!

Someone had a shitload of time on their hands to draw that up.

He has that over-confident drunk uncle thing going... or he's a white guy going a bad Bill Cosby impersonation.

The problem is that Darnold wouldn't be able to teach Wilson the ropes like other veterans would in that situation. BYU gets flack for being an independent not named Notre Dame, but Zack led them to a few marquee wins against power five teams, so he was facing a lot of the same talent that got drafted alongside him and doing well. A rookie like that can really do well if you have a veteran that himself had a veteran teach him some of the basics of NFL pocket presence and progression reads.

Oddly enough, playing with that kind of abandon is exactly what seems to be expected of quarterbacks now.

What the hell happened? The Jets looked like they had their shit together today.

Happy Birth..... Wait, where is she?

How many of those rolls have a little extra candy in them? Yes, I know they're white chocolate. It's perfect.

Good point. Completely missed the driveway paved with homeless people. That's half the charm right there.

It's nice, but you need at lest five AC Units with little death clouds coming out of the top of them.

He's not saying that, but, at the same time, he's not exactly right either. Giving people money does not remove the the impetus to work, but it does make low paying, unskilled jobs unattractive, and that has problems too. The reality is that some people do need to occupy the unfulfilling jobs, like being a janitor, because they don't have the intelligence or physical ability to do something with more permanent and tangible results. You give a man a million dollars, he's not going to want to haul trash bags around for 8 hours a day unless he's an exceptionally stupid man. I mean, like single digit IQ kind of stupid.

OK that was not the kind of pussy I was looking for.

Also true.

It’s true. I’ll give her $750k

I’m replying because you posted in this thread. I could get a lot of pussy for a million dollars.

I .... enjoyed the read. 6.9/10.

I forgot what I had for lunch.

Isn't that kind of big to be an aborted fetus?

I don't see the problem with Werther's, but wintergreen life savers suck.

Not to piggy back on to Benji, but my cousin butt dialed his mom while we were in the office today. Like seven times, while riding on a jet ski out in the Caribbean. I was kind of pissed.

Do you?

There's probably a reason most celebrity restaurant settle on overpriced burgers. Trejo's Tacos is also only ok.

Literally, you say? Want to know what "literal" means?