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I kind of don't want to think about all the possibilities....

So it goes. 2021 will be better for you, I'm sure of it.

Watcha dooooin' Poofy?

HBD🔥🔥🔥

Drinking whiskey in front of the Ryan Seacrist and whatever artists show up for the show.

Sly has a way with his insults.

The one and only time chemistry humor doesn't end with your head in a toilet.

What is it you don't understand?

I know.

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Must have been something I ate.

Well, you won it once. How did you get it?

This would need to be verified by the league commissioner, @Codename: Jackass, but in all previous iterations, the title was given to the winner of the lower (7th seed and down) bracket. It came up last year when there was similar confusion.

Now my tummy hurts.

Nah, the taste is real.

Cranberry juice, homey.

Probably pooh. She legit won the 7th place game.

Uh.... Not entirely sure, but pretty sure I was incorrectly given the Toilet Bowl Award. I believe it's supposed to go to the winner of the lower bracket.

She was already at like 490 something when she posted the thread, so there wasn't much of a point of correcting her.

Don't worry, he's almost out of those too. He's down from like three a day to like one a week or something.

I'm sorry if you think wishing my dear internet friend achieve immortality is "fucked up." At least that would be better than his inane story about losing internet access on that shitty phone he never charges.

Yes it is, and it's every bit as disappointing as you would expect. We almost lost him in Nashville though, which would have been fun.

You know what I love about this place? Any forensic scientist could amuse himself for days on the simplest conversations.

You can't fault me for that. Obviously we have a problem with degenerates coming in pretending to be good dudes and then offering to send an unsuspecting UEMBer trash.