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I think I'll do waffles in the morning. No strawberries or anything. Maybe whipped cream.

You aren't going to make it if you keel getting pulled into work.

Nice. You have all the wonderful toys.

I would like to show up to the funeral properly lubricated.

With the Bluetooth smoker?

Are we meeting the night before for a wake / mixer?

But Ghosty.... You should have a curfew. It's not safe for you after 6.

Do you have any vacation time saved up?

Don't be that way. You can still hang with me at the retards' table.

Eh, I'm in. You think his mom will be there?

Easy. I was just trying to Google what that might be, and apparently jams with apple juice and red hots are a thing. I’m guessing that it really is an apple and cinnamon preserve, though.

You may need to do something about this....

If you have CBS All Access, I would imagine you already are getting moved to Paramount +.

Who's in charge of the TV in your office?

A preserve with actual Red Hots in it?

Chests? How many do you have?

What do you want Nabs to say?

I don't want to "oof," but.......

I like working from home in the afternoons because fuck the office.

Anyone besides Packard, of course.

You know...you're supposed to not act like Packard, not embrace the image.

You know, you can use zoom or Gotomeeting as a traditional phone conference call.

We got an entire kitchen worth of Kitchen Aide appliances, and they're top quality. The trash compactor kinda looks like shit, but it works flawlessly. Just remodeled so we have an all new stove top, downdraft, double oven and dishwasher.

Am I the only one not ashamed by glitter?

Take something objectively awful and cover it with something so strong you can tell what's underneath.... It is our way.