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Wait, what are you saying?

What kind of newbs you hanging out with?

Calling who? Oh... you're that mother fucker.

Say hi to JT.

See... butt chugging would totally take care of that.

I think they had to stick around just because it's impossible to find a taxi in Manhattan. It's like, the plane crash wasn't enough, now you got get yelled at by some dude that barely speaks English because your staining his back seat with Hudson water.

That's how they get you dude.

Computers have existed since 2400 BCE.

You get me.

But he actually voted 0. Personally I've never had the opportunity to partake in one, mostly because I didn't want to deal with the pain of going to McDonalds during a limited time kind of deal.

Happy birthday, man.

Nooooope.

I didn't know that ship was called the Valdez.... I guess I wasn't paying attention.

That's the spirit.

This is important information. Also, I bet there were a whole lot of pissed off or really confused Reddi-Whip buyers.

Better. Now shave it all off and go full Lex Luthor.

It is my real first name and my real last name.

He dead.

It's true.

Smooth.

Must have been a really easy quiz....

Always wondered, do you like save the cream so you can eat it after you're done?

Loofah, bodywash, and garden hose enema.

Was watching NCIS:LA because LL Cool J. One of the bit characters for an episode, this 20 something asian chick, spends like ten minutes of admittedly otherwise throw-away dialog bashing the shit out of two millennial mains. That was a what-the-fuck kind of moment.

Get ready for a bunch of kids calling you grandpa.