This was the dude that kept coming into lobby half-way though his beat to steal donuts and lecture Nabs. Not sure what Nabs said to him, but apparently it was enough to keep him coming.
I guess if you're going by scale, it would be roughly the distance from you (not the planet, just you) to a similar sized person standing on the surface of Mars, depending on where in our respective orbits we are.
In all seriousness, K-Swiss is an LA thing, and it started out as being almost exclusively tennis shoes and apparel, hence the quintessential white thing.