scoobdog

So sorry for your loss.

Who speaks Freach? is it.... ?

Is also Carrot Top's assistant prop master. Once stole a toilet seat from the bathroom of The Mad Greek in Baker and didn't tell Carrot Top he forgot to clean it before it ended up on stage. No one was the wiser until now.

Is Carrot Top's plastic surgeon, and he hasn't been paid in years.

You weren't keeping up with it?

Has a longstanding under-the-table deal with Harvey Levin that may or may not involve Ivanka Trump, a sex toy camera, and a Joe Exotic fan fiction. Harvey mostly keeps it going as a show of respect for TAO’s legendary smut journalism.

Thinks it’s macaroni….

Has lice.

You gotta make it up to her, man.

You know… she has pretty good teeth now that I think about it.

I think you just gave Jack Handey another year of material.

Tried to have phone sex over a can phone, ended up with an injury usually seen only in the NFL.

Choreographed a stage play version Big is Beautiful, got his work stolen by a Jaurdience commercial.

You obviously have never experienced the joy of a salt water enema.

So is that it, or is there more to the prompt?

Rage really isn’t worth seeing live unless you’re already teed up and yelling at some jerkoff you met like ten minutes ago seems like a great way to spend a Saturday night. My buddy from ‘SC is a huge Rage fan and he yells at the stereo every time they play.

At least Rage is actually trying to rally their fans around a cause. Metallica hasn’t had a cause since…. ….And Justice.

It's doable, but it isn't a whole lot of fun.

It’s got everything and a crack pipe. Happy Birthday, dude.

What’s a Vimpera?

Learned of this while dating Hot Dog Water.

Actually knows who Jordan Hudson and, with Scoob's mj flavored snacks at the ready, revels in watching Bill Belicheck humiliate himself.

Usesdat least three different Instagram accounts to commenting on Jordan Hudson's mermaid pic.

Maybe it's no longer a dystopia when you're already in it.