scoobdog

Is the real Mr Carswell.

Same here.

Yeah, it’s a female empowered response to the decidedly heteronormative biased Valentines Day. 4-H used to celebrate it here, I think - it’s a great idea for a holiday given how toxic masculinity has kind of corrupted the spirit of the original.

That's fucking beautiful.

You look as amazing as ever.

Happy Birthday, Tempty!

Which one?

Has a long standing physical entanglement with the monster under his own bed.

Taught Jerry Buss how to rizz.

Has walked behind a Laker Girl, pulling her luggage.

How you doin Ghosty?

Drink more water bro……..

Told LeBron about the trade just so he could see his reaction.

Was nontheless amused by the fail coup and ate a burger in celebration.

Once had to dodge a cute, but not particularly sophisticated, assassination attempt by the Chik-Fil-A Cows.

You could interpret what he said? (That's an insult, P-stoned. Fight me, bro.)

Well, I mean... The post snort suckfest has to happen somewhere, and you have no idea where her/his fingers have been.

It was happening every maybe 10 or so submits for me at one point, then it stopped, now it's doing it again at about the same pace.

Honestly, I just assumed Leather Rokk was a name you gave her. She does seem like a pretty free spirit.

Knows what he's talking about.

Is contemplating a Spec Ops raid on said refrigerator with a team made up entirely of French soldiers.

Anyway, digging up the confidential meme got me to thinking about some of my other creations and I found some in the same folder....

Do I gotta fire up the Scoobatron for Cheech and Chong?

Nothing. Everyone knows Cheech carried the duo.

Also. I can't be prouder of the Scoobotron 9001. It's trashy, petty, and condescending all at once.