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She should have sued for sexual harassment.

Could I? Probably. Would I? Hell no.

Dog the Bounty Hunter has a giant beer belly, but I think we can agree you still don't look like him.

lol. You ain't even Spud Webb.

Well, pushing 380 lbs of trash on wheels up a slope isn't impressive, unless you pushed it up like a quarter mile.

No dumpster weighs 380lbs. Or are you mislabelling the plastic Georgia Buggy with the "HOUSEKEEPING" stencil on it?

You think he used any of these videos as part of his lawsuit?

I wouldn't know, Sisyphus. Four Yard dumpsters themselves weigh upwards of 1,500 lbs, so I'm going to go with 0 because you're full of shit.

Like I said, you're not pulling an 80 pound bag out of trash can. That being said, I'm 6'1" - I'm tall enough to lift a bag out of a 4' tall container using my legs without putting my arms over my head.

Need He-Man sounds.

Not really, but Scooby Doo Mystery Inc. utilized Mudsy and Boo roughly 50 years after their first appearance in an episode where Scoob is having a fever dream. It was part of that show's attempt at deconstructing the William Hannah teen sleuth formula that started with Scooby Doo. Oddly enough, Tom and Jerry are still considered Hannah and Barberra's greatest creation, despite the fact that Scooby Doo has surpassed the cat and mouse duo and probably owing to the fact that Scooby Doo is still considered to be a an amalgamation of prior influences rather than a trend setter.

Nah, it's just a bit of mindless musing on our part. If anything, they're building a wall and blowing up every bridge between Canada and the US.

I'm a contractor.... I know what industrial waste bags can hold. I can lift 50lbs too. I also don't have stenosis of the spine. Of course they ignored you. You couldn't seriously expect every supplier your hotel used to change their business model because you're too stupid to know how to properly lift a load. I suppose that makes them negligent for hiring someone too dumb for even the most unskilled of tasks. Nah, they knew all along that you were expendable and that it was way cheaper to pay you off. Dealing with vermin like you is just part of doing business; they plan for stuff like this.

Happy Birthday Tsume, and sorry you share a birthday with that person.

I know basic physics, and I know there is no trash bag in existence that can handle 80 pounds of anything. If you're lifting that much weight, you're not holding it at arms length. Regardless, you got spinal stenosis because you failed at being a janitor and you used your failure to squeeze money out of the corporation that kept your useless ass on its payroll for a really long time.

STG... I think he got CTE from Elon Musk's headboard.

That has nothing to do with you lifting with your back, it just means your arms are weak. Also, bags of trash don't weigh 70 to 80 pounds, it just feels like that when you're a weakling.

Can one shit one's own pants without making a sound? I think we just witnessed it.

Shilling for ambulance chasers I see. Is this on top of your settlement paycheck or was it part of the original deal?

I would not have thought Quebecois separatism was a thing. Makes sense though.

Has oddly familiar echo to Adam Savage’s sister’s accusations.

I’ll take the bait… why?

A friend had her home burn to the ground in Altadena. She’s staying with my brother for now. My gf is like 10 miles from the fire. Another friend had to evacuate like a block away from the first friend, but his home survived.

He probably should have lifted with his legs a little more often. Then he could swing like monkey and not need a structured settlement to augment his shitty pension.

Completely ignored the rest of the post because… ”It’s not worth answering.” Meanwhile shit for brains has no idea how insurance works.