molarbear

I'm going to hangout with my Brother, his GF, their Dog, and my Mom and Dad If it unfolds like any other Christmas my Brother and I will drink, hide in strategic ambush points around his house, and wait to smack the shit out of each other with pillows/cushions until it's time to eat........ or we get yelled at We get yelled at a lot

Is it chunky or creamy mayo tho?

Notre Dame's coach Brian said they may not play in the playoffs if chosen if the Families of the Players aren't allowed in the stands I feel like this is a very empty threat seeing as any other team not nominated would gladly take their spot

If we weren't in the middle of Rona I'd invite you to come eat Christmas.. 2 pm meal No homo bruh

That sucks. I hope she gets to feeling better/has a speedy recovery

To my knowledge I have not had it That being said I quit pretty much all Human Contact around March. When I do go in Public I wear a mask and have a metric shit ton of hand sanitizer on me and use it after every interaction with peeps When I get home I use Lysol wipes on all the shit I just bought, then wipe down anything I touched, then I wash my hands

Fool me 8 times ho, I dare you I'll probably say that the 10th time too

I'm not falling for this one again

All the animals I've avoided hitting while driving gather around me when I turn the water on we sing a disney song while they scrub my body When I exit the shower 20 squirrels stand in line and whip their tails creating a wind tunnel sort of like at the end of a car wash It's pretty fucking dope

Got 6 1/2 inches of snow today 2nd largest snowfall I've seen in my life I crunched around in it for at least a hour

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Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

I started it in October and kept it through almost all of November

That no longer exists Thank for you for remembering though, Stache Stache was a very loved member of the family for 5 weeks

Gonna be honest, dudes don't do anything for me in the pants but I can respect a decent ass when I see one

Thank you! I entrust you to keep the meme thread alive if this happens to be the B-day that a fellow Highlander approaches me

I suggest everyone that has Netflix watch "The Battered Bastards of Baseball"

He's too busy getting after Eli for borking at an Opossum

I would, but Rona is rampant, and that drive is incredibly flat and boring