molarbear

Happy Birthday!

You've gotten a lot of different answers, but, I personally grew a mustache in there One could argue discord works miracles, or increases the aging process

Grandy's

I'm not trying to be mean when I say this, but I feel like you're kind of bragging

Well my Picks were complete shit this week. I completely forgot to check my Fantasy lineup until my buddy in a different league mentioned it to me today and had two players that had a bye week Derrick Henry

that misses the cup and yells "FOR MOTHER H2O!" and then lands directly on your toe?

I may start trying this I usually just word Diarrhea

Sometimes when I walk by sewer grates I pause and kind of secretly hope some Mutated Turtles ask me for some Pizza

I loved the part in last night's game where Tom Brady thought he was so Grandfathered into the League that he could get a 5th down

This question amuses me while also leaving me oddly terrified I laughed pretty hard but then I was like "What if this is the person you read about on the internet at 2 am that supposedly got arrested for fucking a watermelon in a field with shit just dripping down their leg" The latter part made me laugh harder, like the kind of laugh where you laugh then 5 mins later when you're checking the mail you laugh even harder I think 2020 may have cracked me......

I'd see the mushroom cloud Only way you're taking that thing down is with a nuke

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Vampire 100% I'd only drink the blood of bears, then I'd have an army of blood thirsty bears at my disposal

I can't hate on it because Fans put me to sleep like the weird humming knocks me out at times