molarbear

The one damn night I didn't bring my harpoon

Can you leave the window open so I can throw live chickens in the room while yelling " THIS IS FOR THE SPANISH INQUISITION?" Asking for a friend >.>

Seeing as your body circulates blood constantly, how would they know they didn't get some foot blood in there?

33/m/shit hole. Things have been way better, but I can't complain too much Negative, I'm not really one for religious things

I'd drive the 8 hours simply to meet him, but I feel after a few I'd ask how he still fails to throw to first I get People have weird fears and that's ok, but dude is set to make 21,000,000 next year for 162 games of not being able to keep Runners in check

BROTHER!

You may have just pulled a muscle One thing I've found in my late 20's/early 30's is I can throw my back out by simply sneezing I'm talking like it's so painful to sit that even going to the bathroom turns into a 10 min process

The Marsupial pouch on a hoodie is so clutch

Congrats to the Dodgers Fans! I thought it was a pretty good Series from both teams, I definitely wouldn't have pulled the Rays Starting Pitcher as early as they did but hindsight is always 20/20

Where did we land on this^

I don't suggest ever watching Grandpoohbear on twitch

Hope you have a good one, and let me know if you develop any super powers because I want something to look forward to in this whole aging process

Probably because it'd be like grabbing my Elbow to them I ain't got no Glutes Son

Dodgers took game 3 I don't really keep up with them but whoever started last night was throwing some wicked stuff

usually on my coffee table while sitting on my couch

They all died here I've heard rumors that the City has a few too but no one has ever confirmed their existence