molarbear

Woot! Going for Pick Ems next year

Couldn't even make it 24 hours before you tried to fuck a snake?

How are the Seahawks still relevant? I thought Russell Wilson's hand was all mangled up?

Let's talk about that extended warranty for your vehicle.... and flan

Is this what Blake Griffin is doing these days?

RECOVERED by the Jets at the 5! Little did they know on the ensuing drive all Hell would break loose *He snaps the ball, QB keeps it clear shot to the end zone when suddenly you hear the crowd roaring not in excitement no.. in absolute shock "Mark are you seeing this? Some Fan is running towards the field and appears to be ramming his head into players ass's He wasn't seeing it, he was in a prophetic bliss as he lived out his Earthly nay, Galactic Purpose

I could get behind the Harlem Jetsetters "They appear to have set up 120 foot slide into the end zone and.... the Jets still failed to score"

Was AB the one that almost burned his feet off in the off season in some dry ice bath?

#bannedfromfantasyfootball

Fuck that! Let's get a petition going to call them the "Whiskers" There mascot can be a furry cat person, we're talking a completely untapped network

I think it was 2 seasons ago, Davante Adams kept taking nasty shots to the head (after getting off concussion protocol IIRC) Honestly surprised his brain isn't scrambled

Four is the greatest number of people that you wish wished you were dead NUMBA

I didn't see much this week, is Rivers out of retirement or nah?

Are we all just ignoring that 4 people voted for you to get covid and die?

Which option gives you the bigger dick?

Come to our Bowl, if you win you get Mayo dumped on your head!

D4 Mighty Ducks fall on hard times and resort to filming Eastern European foot porn

Lol, sorry I honestly couldn't remember, this season feels like it was somehow more bizarro than last season and it's all blending together The recent dive into medical cannabis probably hasn't helped

Is this the same season that the Broncos started 3-0? I honestly don't remember

That's why you always go with gift cards

*Cake with Ramen and moths and stuff