molarbear

This reminds me of the time I almost got sold drugs at a strip club I thought I was waiting in line to use the bathroom because when I opened the door there was a group of peeps just standing there, turns out it was not a line to pee When I started laughing at the mistake a dude from the stall yelled "STFU I'm trying to shit here"

Doing yard work and proceeding to lay on the floor for 10 mins or so when you're done because your back hurts

I hungout with this tank over Thanksgiving *Fun fact: He's actually a certified Doctor and this is moments before he gave me a free vasectomy

Given the time of year? Probably if Snow is Sentient

True After 4 or so years of watching Mike Stoop's D's completely forget how to tackle I think anything was an improvement

You don't Grinch? I thought he did pretty ok at OU, the Defense seemed to improve drastically under him for awhile. This year they had some major ups and downs, usually at half time though they'd make adjustments and be pretty stellar

Eeehhh. He was really good in the early years, they would never make him DC though, always co DC and I think he caught a lot of the flak for their defensive set backs in the last decade or so Seemed to do fairly decent at Clemson so fingers crossed

I'd go for this if it was like the old Ninja Turtle ones I had when I was little... and the covers didn't look like they were made of plastic Which is what I bought my current bedding in, a giant plastic bag bundle from Ross

Kentucky extended his contract through 2027 Top rumor at this point is Brent Venables the old DC who went to Clemson He was apparently spotted in Norman yesterday

Stall Blinders! Much like those little sun blockers that fold down and block the sun for babies in the back seat, you hang these from the door of a stall and it blocks the cracks!

They just put in brand new facilities a couple years ago, new locker room, indoor facility, hot/cold pools, etc. I think they added about 5 thousand new seats too so the stadium fits about 90,000 or so people and it's sold out almost every game I agree on the coaching thing, which is why I really kind of hope (if the rumors are true) mark stoops is on the list of potential hires. He's already got experience in the SEC, and he was able to make Kentucky relevant in football which is no easy choice The whole Nebraska thing I'm not too worried about. I feel like they were on a downward spiral way before they left the Big XII Either way, we'll see. I'm excited, I may eat those words and I'm willing to accept that

SEC had to offer them something nice, otherwise they could have just gone independent like Notre Dame 1-2 possibly ranked teams per season followed by 8 other games of playing Montana A&M esque teams all while ranking in the dough that otherwise would have been split amongst conference members

Gotta go beyond that WE MUST DOWN VOTE THE INTERNET!!!!!

I'm to buy new bedding with cyber monday deals but that shit is intimidating I just want 2-3 blankets that make me feel like I'm sleeping on a cloud The options so far are like bamboo super infused hyperbolic sleep chamber apex murder cover in sea algae foam mist at sunset color (5:21 pm, the 5:33 pm option is $10 more) Dafuq is a duvet? My bed consist of a sheet and a matching blanket At this point I'm kind of envious of Vikings. Sure they slept on straw, but their options were simple "here's the skin of this large furry thing I killed earlier" ....warmth

That's almost as bad as the person a urinal over attempting to start small talk Which is even worse if there are other open urinals and for some reason they felt the need to stand next to you

This This is the superbowl I want

The first year I've actually been even close in the runnings and I missed all but Monday on the picks being out of town I got to watch my brother catch his sleeve on fire attempting to grill master 9000 some turkey so I'm chalking it up as a win

I agree. Apparently he's been very vocal about his displeasure of OU joining the SEC Not sure what he's afraid of, I can't say loss of a recruiting market. Texas is a pipeline, and the West has been friendly to OU lately I've justified it in my head by saying he inherited a pretty decent program from Stoops and wants to try to prove himself (not that he needs to) by building one up that's not exactly doing the best right now Best of luck to the dude, you're getting a hell of a coach who brought in top 10 recruiting classes here.. imagine what he can do when he can literally point at socal on a map and tell recruits that's where they'll be playing

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Thanks to injuries I found myself having to root for Tom Brady for Fantasy reasons I feel the last part of my soul vomiting in it's mouth I got the win.... but at what cost?