molarbear

Floating the River We had beached and I was sitting halfway in the water and on the shore. A Raft full of hammered people didn't see me or the giant yellow raft I was sitting next to and plowed into it and rolled over me There I was, on my back now, pinned under a rubber raft in water that was too shallow to for it to float in (We're talking the big rafts btw, not those tiny ones you buy at a store) Luckily one of the people in said raft either saw it happen, or saw the bug on a windshield print I was leaving in the bottom and pulled it off me

I sift through and save hundreds of memes/animal pics

Dafuq are you, like 16? Just now getting into Milfs?

Imma be pissed if I finally get back there after covid and this doesn't happen

$1000 and I'll sell it back to you

That's essentially what someone did I can't even get mad, they slapped some shit on MS paint or photoshop and convinced people it was worth tons of money

I really liked that one I've recently been sucked back into the Binding of Issac... so much so that I spent $35 on the last 2 DLC's

someone may have post it here long ago but still my favorite

Are they on National Anthem part 4 or 5? Did the Eagle shed single tear as it flew around the stadium? Some person out there paid an astronomical price for a ticket and ended up getting too hammered before the game to even go

Careful Pooh He could always come out of retirement and play for the Jets

Go you beautiful bearded mane ride off into the sunset and find her

did your PP tingle?

in 2006 my Nana told me I was handsome and I've been riding that compliment since

Happy Birthday!

It'd be cool if they introduced a completely different game for the Pro Bowl Have them play a softball game, or at least flag football I know none of them take it very serious, but who dafuq wants to make it all season without getting injured just to blow up in a game that literally no one cares about?

It's all about the follow through I thought you guys had like flamethrower driveways up there by now

It's dying

No one does It's one of those weird flex panic buys like TP at the beginning of Covid

I always get confused, is that the part Godzilla is destroying or is that just NYC?

Can confirm was suppose to be a snow angel, but snow sea turtle sounds way cooler ba donk a donk is a no, probably just seeing where I put my hands down to get back up

I imagine dirty talk with his voice and the time he was in was something like an old timey baseball announcer