molarbear

Silly old person You're suppose to eat the drywall bran and enjoy it

*color *pants YAS!!!!!! I have been needing an excuse to bust this thing out

To clear up any confusion I made a height chart The top one is the mythical "Pegasaurus"

here's a reenactment

@SwimModSponges please make this into one of your AI bot prons with quad lasers

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35558060/sources-chargers-hiring-kellen-moore-new-oc WTF?!?!? This dude is still around?

It still looks like a curly fry from arby's Dude got the nation out of debt and got head while doing it prob not also ^

No one in my class knew what AOL was when the Teacher asked We're all Dinosaurs

Do what you think is best man It's just a fantasy league

Not gonna lie really wish it was Gary Patterson leading that team

........ Awwwwwww

Dude I don't... in that moment my old 6th grade peewee team ran a better 2 min drill sidelines, and now it's even first downs either way you're suppose to have go to plays that you already know in the event the clock keeps moving Whatever that shit was, you could have given a beached whale a football and it would have lost less yards by sitting there being beached and not knowing what a football is or having any understanding of the world of gravity and why it's now hemorrhaging under its own weight because it would have only drawn one delay of game penalty before time ran out

"Alright, we have 57 seconds and we're starting at the 25.... this is completely manageable" ....2 plays later

in other news Air Force beat Baylor! Turns out....the NIL doesn't affect Military Academies

Commendable.... but major booty still wins

The image didn't load DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT AIR BUD NCAA TRANSFER PORTAL JOURNEY

My plan is to fortify the area around my nesting spot with blankets, after that I will set out to find you so I can use your head to kindle the first flame and bring warmth back to the land

Happy Birthday! I had a shitty paint image I made but it didn't save and I'm a little too high to remember wtf I drew atm

I picked the absolute worst time to stumble on this "He'll be like Warner and be relevant again when he's old, we're going to bet on this!" -Jets Flacco ".............................is Gary Busey yelling at anyone else?" -Jets -pooh watching the Jets season after their most promising start in eons

DUUUde that weird extra time they add for injuries and shit so you never actually know when it ends? When can I pee?

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/24866357/the-untold-1999-texas-oklahoma-story-mike-leach-fake-play-script This is my favorite To the man that gave us the Air Raid Offense....probably not on purpose He probably got bored watching football one weekend and after being rejected by the officiating committee repeatedly to have the rules changed to allow a lateral pass that traverses space and time count as an 11 1/8 point play and said "Well fine... I'm just going to make as many fucking people as possible eligible receivers, on every play....from this point on."

Anytime you get some new blood in the locker room it can pump people up, I wouldn't call it a false rush of enthusiasm so much as a glimmer of hope on an otherwise bleak season They got a new signal caller who isn't a bad player (dude led the Browns to the playoffs)

I wouldn't have caught it if my Dad hadn't told me